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OC(D) Laundry Day

Dwight Barnthouse • June 1, 2024

Baskets, I see Baskets ...

laun·dry /ˈlôndrē/  early 16th century: contraction of Middle English lavendry, from Old French lavanderie, from lavandier ‘person who washes linen’

I should preface this post with the fact that TWO people live in this house, we have no children and no pets (if you don’t count me as one of each).

Today is “Laundry” day in Orbit City (OC) and let me explain the Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) that is Laundry Day in Orbit City. First, one should note, there are laundry baskets for nearly every color of the rainbow in the Master Bedroom. When I unrobe for the evening, I need to sort my attire deciding does this particular item go into the White Colors basket, or maybe the Red/Orange Clothing basket, perhaps it is a shade of Black or Grey and therefore it should go into the Black/Gray Basket? Maybe it is a shade of Green or Brown and should therefore be deposited into the Green Basket? Perhaps it is some sort of Blue and should be placed neatly into the Blue Basket? Once I Figure that out, I need to avoid placing anything into the “Transporter Basket” used only to move shades down to the Laundry Room proper.

After I have finally navigated the FIVE color coded laundry system of dirty clothes, I can finally place my worn skivvies into the single skivvy basket next to my closet.

In the master bath we have a basket just for used towels, no matter the color, Lord forbid a bath towel enter the improper basket.

Moving down the hall, there is a special basket just for the Guest Bath towels, they can not be mixed in with the local inhabitant towels, the Guests would just not approve.


Side note here, all towels, wash cloths, bed linen all have a specifically identified shelf they must visit between being washed and being distributed throughout Orbit City.

Prior the descending the stairs we’ve already encountered nine laundry baskets alone. That is correct, two bedrooms, two baths, two inhabitants, NINE laundry baskets.


Traveling down to the main living area, one finds a specific laundry basket for the individual hand towels guests must use when visiting the main toilet room. One visitor, one towel properly folded, neatly aligned and swiftly deposited into the toilet laundry basket.



Also on the Main Deck is the well-organized Laundry Room where one can find a neatly laid out beverage shelf for the specifically organized beverage refrigerator just ahead of the Washer and Dryer with their clean and organized Laundry “liquids”. Oh, and just above the dryer one will find the specific Laundry Basket just for Kitchen Towels as Kitchen Towels may NEVER touch another linened object for they touch the dishes we eat off of.



And now we travel down to the Orbit City Home Theater and man cave known as the Burt Gummer Memorial Rec Room where we find yet another bathroom hand towel with it’s well organized and seasonally rotated individual use hand towels, again, one student/guest, one towel, neatly rolled and placed in the hand-made gun guy bathroom towel dispenser.

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